![]() 07/15/2018 at 01:07 • Filed to: Hon Hon Hon, Bastille Day, France, Frankreich, Franclopnik, Dassault Rafale, Rafale, Dassault, Planelopnik, Macron, Whimsy | ![]() | ![]() |
Celebrate or Macron will bomb you
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Do the French drop baguettes and stinky cheese?
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Yes. These are filled with baguettes and cheese
![]() 07/15/2018 at 01:42 |
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That’s what we want you to believe! Reality is that it’s filled with american food and “sparkling wine” not made in Champagne!
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The last time I was in Paris, soldiers were running patrols all over the city on account of their last terrorist attack. I was on the subway with my kids and a group of soldiers stepped into the train with their goofey Euro rifles in Sul position. All the frenchies on the train scooted away from them, and this eighteen year old kid in cammies gave me a look, like he was some hardass playing soldier in the middle of Paris. Little did he know I’ve seen civvies rolling harder than him at my local grocery store. Fuggin’ Europe, man,
Cammies really help you blend into Notre Dame. European soldiers love cosplay.
![]() 07/15/2018 at 01:49 |
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mon dieu!
![]() 07/15/2018 at 02:02 |
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Goodbye Oppo. I was trying to play as the GIGN characters in Rainbow Six Siege to get the Bastille day challenge , but I kept loosing. So I guess Macron is coming for me :(
![]() 07/15/2018 at 02:05 |
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What do you expect? They can't even build their guns right; what with the magazine in the wrong place. XD
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Deadliest weapons in history.
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I’ll celebrate tonight with
french tear-flavored champagne
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celebrating the best bromance in global politics
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I prefer to celebrate macaroni.